Even millionaires gotta eat, right?
As ET reports, Justin Bieber was grabbing a sandwich from Subway earlier today when his credit card was tragically declined. Thankfully, the Biebs basically can't go anywhere without being surrounded by fans, and luckily for him that includes Subway. One lucky Belieber got the distinct honor of paying for the sandwich of a man who makes more money with an Instagram post than they will for the next decade. The struggles of being a celebrity truly never end.
The world has been suffering from a distinctive lack of the Biebs ever since he deactivated his Instagram account following the harassment of Sofia Richie by his fans. Getting called out by his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez probably didn't help things either. Needless to say, we've all been having a rough go of it ever since, lost without the guiding light we've all come to rely on. If even this sandwich-buying superhero couldn't bring him back, then who can?
We'll have to wait and see, but at least someone can go to bed tonight knowing that they graced Sir Biebington's lips with the sweet taste of processed deli meats and bread that formerly contained the same chemicals used in yoga mats. Feeding the artist that feeds the world, it's a true blessing that only a few will ever get to experience. Some lucky West Hollywood Bieber stalker is probably dumpster diving as we speak, trying desperately to find the crust of his turkey and provolone. Good luck, buddy. We Belieb in you.