From Rick Ross to Rakim: 20 of the Weirdest, Wackest and Most...

From Rick Ross to Rakim: 20 of the Weirdest, Wackest and Most ‘WTF?’ Rapper Lines


From Rick Ross to Rakim: 20 of the Weirdest, Wackest and Most WTF? Rapper Lines news

Lyricism means so much in hip-hop and rappers are supposed to be wordsmiths. But sometimes even the best of them get a little tripped up and downright confused. From KRS One declaring critics to be 鈥渁 little unrational鈥 on 鈥淢y Philosophy鈥 to Nas comparing himself to 鈥淥H-zie鈥 Davis, there have been quite a few lyrical blenders and bizarro rhymes that have come from the legendary and not-so-legendary.

We鈥檝e compiled a list of some of the most ridiculous, wackiest, head-scratching lyrics to leave MC鈥檚 mouths over the past few decades.




Gang Starr featuring Nice & Smooth

Gang Starr Ft. Greg Nice & Smooth – DWYCK

鈥淟emonade was a popular drink and it still is/I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis鈥

Wait. Huh? What does lemonade have to do with Bruce Willis again? We love Guru but鈥 No, dude.



鈥淟ove the Way You Lie鈥
Eminem – Love The Way You Lie ft. Rihanna

鈥淣ow you get to watch her leave out the window / Guess that鈥檚 why they call it window pane.鈥

This is a pretty clear cut case of what happens when homonyms go bad. Eminem is one of the best lyricists hip-hop ever produced, but no one will ever be referencing this line as an example.


Dr. Dre

鈥淜eep Their Headz Ringing鈥
Dr Dre Keep their Heads Ringin

鈥淚 kick plenty of ass, so call me an astronaut.鈥

Because Buzz Aldrin is totally getting all of the ass.聽This is why Dre should stick to ghostwriters.聽


Rick Ross

鈥淢afia Music 2鈥
Rick Ross Feat. Chrisette Michele – Mafia Music 2

鈥淟arry Hoover jumped off the mountaintop and turned into a golden eagle.鈥

Maybe this is some sort of elaborate drug metaphor. If so, it鈥檚 a really, really bad one.



Nice & Smooth

鈥淗ip Hop Junkies鈥

鈥淎fter marriage the honeymoon,聽I鈥檒l be damn gag me with a spoon/Who loves Popeye, Alice the goon.鈥 聽

It was so difficult to pick one line from one of the most utterly ridiculous verses known to hip-hop. This verse took the cake even for Greg Nice, who stayed uttering mumbo-jumbo.


Lil B

鈥淲onton Soup鈥
Lil B – Wonton Soup [Official Video] + Lyrics

鈥淏itches s鈥 my d鈥 because I look like J.K. Rowling.鈥

Okay, so Lil B has made a career of being purposely ironic. But this is a pretty clear case of being super excited to use the new word you just learned in a sentence鈥 like any sentence at all. In Lil B鈥檚 case, he probably heard J.K. Rowling on the news, probably something about the go-trillion dollars she made off of the Harry Potter series and decided to name drop her, not even realizing that J.K. is, you know, an English white woman.


Black Eyed Peas

鈥淚 Gotta Feeling鈥
The Black Eyed Peas – I Gotta Feeling

鈥淢onday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday.鈥

Of course had to be extra鈥攍ook at how he spells his name.


Juelz Santana

鈥淏lack Republicans鈥
Juelz Santana & Lil Wayne – Black Republicans [Directed by Jordan Towers]

鈥淩ock star, flier than an ostrich.鈥

Except an ostrich doesn鈥檛 fly.


Lil Wayne


鈥淲eezy F. Baby and the 鈥楩鈥 is for phenomenal.鈥

No, the 鈥淔鈥 is for fail鈥攊n spelling.


Warren G

鈥淲hat鈥檚 Next鈥

鈥淚 say what鈥檚 next, what鈥檚 next, what鈥檚 N-X-E-T.鈥

聽Who was in the studio that day? How鈥檇 the session engineer let that one ride? Seriously. Warren G needs better friends.


Jay Z

鈥淚t鈥檚 Hot (Some Like It Hot)鈥
It's Hot (Some Like It Hot)

鈥.38 revolve like the sun round the Earth.鈥

Twenty bucks says B.O.B. has this line framed and hanging on his living room wall next to the dartboard with Neil deGrasse Tyson鈥檚 face. Hint: the earth revolves around the sun.



鈥淏alla Baby鈥
Chingy – Balla Baby

鈥淚 like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian/Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian.鈥

If you鈥檙e gonna borrow the line, don鈥檛 screw it up by being completely culturally ignorant, Chingy.


Kanye West

鈥淒on鈥檛 Like鈥
Kanye West I Don't Like ft. Pusha T, Chief Keef, Jadakiss & Big Sean LYRICS

鈥淚 was In Too Deep like Mekhi Phife.鈥

That time Omar Epps didn鈥檛 get name dropped in a song because 鈥榊e confused him with Mekhi Phifer.



鈥淜ing of Rock鈥
RUN-DMC – King Of Rock

鈥淭here鈥檚 three of us/But we鈥檙e not the Beatles.鈥

Nope, you鈥檙e not. Maybe because there are four Beatles.



鈥5 Boroughs鈥
KRS-One – 5 Boroughs ft. Various Artists

鈥淢y paragraph alone is worth five mics/A twelve song LP, that鈥檚 thirty-six mics鈥

Except 12 x 5 doesn鈥檛 equal 36, Red. Just sayin鈥.



Tyga Ft. Young Thug – HOOKAH

鈥淵ou with Aladdin? I鈥檝e got a magic carpet for that ass鈥

So, is he talking to Jasmine? As in Jasmine the cartoon? As in he wants Jasmine the cartoon鈥檚 ass and threatens to take her from Aladdin, who is also a cartoon? This is getting weirder by the second.


Rick Ross

鈥淚 Love My Bitches鈥
Rick Ross – I Love My Bitches

鈥淎m I really just a narcissist, cause I wake up to a bowl of lobster bisque?鈥

That鈥檚 not really being a narcissist, maybe greedy, but not a narcissist.



鈥淚 Ain鈥檛 No Joke鈥
Eric B. & Rakim – I Ain't No Joke

鈥淵ou like to exaggerate/dream and imaginate鈥︹

Imaginate a world where 鈥渋maginate鈥 is a word.


Foxy Brown

鈥淎ffirmative Action鈥 (Nas)
Nas – Affirmative Action

鈥淜eys is one and two-fifth, so how we flip/Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half/Get sixteen, double it times three/We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream鈥︹

If you 鈥済et sixteen, double it times three鈥 (16 x 2 = 32, then 32 x 3 ), you鈥檝e got 96鈥搉ot 48. This whole verse is a study in how the public school system fails to effectively teach algebra.



鈥淪econd Round K.O.鈥
Canibus – Second Round K.O.

鈥淵ou might got more cash than me, but you ain鈥檛 got the skills to eat a n鈥-鈥榮 ass like me.鈥

Just gonna leave this right here. Guess you gotta do whatever it takes to keep a relationship together.