When debating the popularity and overall tightness of one's pants, it's perhaps best to avoid televised pants-related confrontations with noted wearers of pants Will Ferrell and Christina Aguilera. However, despite the obviousness of such a fact, Jimmy Fallon decided to do the exact opposite on Monday's Tonight Show by inviting both Ferrell and Aguilera to the stage for a brief celebration of awesome pants and equally awesome hair:
Three's a crowd, particularly when singing about one's popular pants, so this celebration quickly (and quite tragically) devolved into a full-on argument televised to millions across the world. Ferrell, marking his return to the “Tight Pants” territory with a renewed sense of urgency regarding said pants, is once again faced with the soul-crushing reality that this town is only equipped to handle one esteemed wearer of artfully slim trousers.
For a proper “Tight Pants” backstory, revisit Ferrell's original (pre-Seth Meyers) Late Night appearance below:
For the next round of mind-expanding tight pants discussions, perhaps Fallon should consider enlisting fellow amazing-haircut-possessor Anton Chigurh:
Stay strong, Will Ferrell. Your time will come.