Considering all the unconscionable bullshit the world has been giving us recently, small moments of awesomeness should be celebrated. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has delivered exactly that with her very first single and accompanying music video for “Yung Mommy.” The catchy instaclassic sees the former Jersey Shore star chronicle her reality TV history and her post-MTV life as a, you guessed it,
young yung mother.
“You’re not ready for this one,” Snooki says in the track’s anticipation-building intro. “Get ready bitches!” After allowing barely enough time for viewers to “get ready,'” Snooki then hits everyone with lines like “I used to be so wild, I was the life of the party” and “I’m spending these checks on baby food.” The video’s imagery is reliably fascinating as well, featuring everything from tiny Snooki clones to flying baby food to mountains of toilet paper:
Speaking with Life & Style Wednesday, Snooki opened up about the Yung Mommy life. “They’re killing me!” she said of her two children, Lorenzo and Giovanna. “All they do is wrestle and fight, and my kids are sick a lot, so it’s a germ fest!”
“I’ve decided to be an ass and record a song about my life and being a mom and shoot this fun and hysterical music video to go along with it,” Snooki said on Instagram when announcing her new banger. “I hope I win a Grammy for this one.” Given the immediately positive response “Yung Mommy” has garnered, Snooki is apparently already planning for a follow-up:
Yes! Please give all the Grammys to Snooki in 2017.