The Philadelphia police department—or at least their social media account—is apparently all about the jokes. After rolling out a pretty funny Drake “Hotline Bling” parody video a few months back, they now have a plan to take care of Kanye West‘s debt problems. They shared a recruitment offer to Kanye to join the force on their Twitter page and even laid out an estimate that he can get out of debt by the year 3122 on the $47,000 salary that they can offer him.
Not only did they include a photoshop of Kanye in a police uniform, but they also threw in a minor jab at Tidal, which Kanye’s new album, The Life of Pablo, has been exclusively streaming on. “Even if you’re not Kanye, please consider a career as a Philly Police Officer,” they posted on their Facebook. “You could earn a great living, receive a fantastic benefits package for you and your family, and make a true difference in your community.” Not sure Kanye would appreciate the Philly police using his image to help recruit new officers, but they’re going all out. Not to be outdone, Pizza Hut UK even made Kanye an offer. Odds are he’ll just wait it out to hear an official response from Mark Zuckerberg.
— Philadelphia Police (@PhillyPolice) February 18, 2016
Stop telling everyone you need dough and try kneading some dough. We got your C.V. today. You start at 9am tomorrow. https://t.co/7ZnKzL38Q6
— Pizza Hut UK (@pizzahutuk) February 15, 2016