Vince Staples Gives a Hilarious Review of the Rio Olympics

Vince Staples Gives a Hilarious Review of the Rio Olympics


Vince Staple’s brutal honesty is one of the many reasons he’s a certified GOAT. The Long Beach rapper has reviewed everything from NBA style to rappers’ jewelry to the best hip-hop fashion moments—never failing to make us laugh during the process.

Thankfully for us, Vince recently provided another entertaining critique for GQ’s ongoing series aptly titled Vince Staples Reviews Every Fucking Thing. And this time, he’s going in on the Rio Olympics.

Vince gives his thoughts table tennis, which athletes he suspects of juicing, equestrian garb, and why men should stop doing gymnastics.

“I’m not really a fan of this male gymnastics—trying to jump hard as fuck as you can. There’s no grace in that” he says. “We have to stop playing women’s sports. We’re not creative enough. They make us look stupid. They’re smarter than us.”

He also doesn’t hold back on his thoughts about Olympic gold medalist Simone Biles.

“She looks like she’s mean, though” he says. “Don’t talk to her about how nice you are, because she’ll let you know that you’re little handspring is trash.”

Check out the full video above.