Vince Staples isn’t just a rapper — he’s a fried chicken connoisseur and he’s got a raving review for one of Kentucky’s finest chicken establishments. (Hint: It’s not KFC.)
The “Señorita” rapper has a Yelp account and he knows how to use it. While in Kentucky for his “Circa ’06” tour, Staples stopped at Royals Hot Chicken. And it was so good, he had to share his thoughts with the world. He also made sure to throw in some shade towards Kentucky Fried Chicken.
“For one I been to Kentucky never seen a KFC that’s based on a true story and this IS the true story. We pulled up the night of Bryson Tiller’s homecoming show so we know we were meant to be grown and sexy on this occasion. Pause. Press play. The menu is on the wall as a warning of things to come. You WILL go stupid,” read the review. “Pick your heat then pick your sauce we even go vegan s/o to Tofu Ty. But a man like me needs Pimento cheese on the medium please and don’t you dare hold that grease. This is America. Home of the brave and land of the free. The meal might as well had been free because the prices are out of this planet. If you love your life and you love freedom then you must visit. The Civil War wasn’t won for you to remain ignorant. F— the Colonel.”
Unfortunately, it has since been deleted but Pigeons and Planes caught a screenshot of the review before Staples took it down. Check it out here.